June 2012
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On Steve and the Modern Times
theavengersheadcanons:
There are many things Steve does not like about the new world he woke up in.
He does not like Nicki Minaj, or MTV, or the way crime has developed. He does not like the way teenagers treat their elders, or the way people feel entitled to having a perfect life. He does not like terrorism or nuclear war or child soldiers or reality T.V.
But there are some things Steve...
May 2012
Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
dreamingstarkly:
5’8? Pffft Fuck that. Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’3
5’2.5” REPRESENT
The Avengers Headcanons: Submission #266 →
Grocery shopping
Bruce is, surprisingly, the best at it. He finds something calming about making a list, sticking to it, and just calmly walking around the store. Just don’t let him go with Shanta. Then he’ll give in to her and come back with lots of candy or sugary cereals or whatever else…
lovebenedictcumberbatch:
iamthechosenone13:
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The Avengers Headcanons: Submission #268 →
All of the Avengers have their favorite deserts. When they get together for dinner, they always argue about which one to have.
Steve is a big fan of the classic apple pie with vanilla ice cream.
Tony adores the big, showy deserts like bananas fosters with the fire and glamor.
Thor insists…
Confessions
I Hulk out a little every time my dash has notifications but refuses to update.
Two weeks ago, I wouldn’t have understood the McDonald’s bathroom graffiti that read, “I <3 Destiel.”
When I’m away from tumblr for several hours, I go through withdrawals and have to disengage to just think about the things which I follow here.
I have no idea what the proper...
Roses are red that much is true but violets are purple not fucking blue.
Tom Hiddleston: Hi
Me:
Tom Hiddleston:
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Tom Hiddleston:
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Tom Hiddleston:
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Tom Hiddleston: Oh my goodness, are you alright? Why are you turning blue, is that natural? Are you breathing? OK, I didn't even know it was possible to screech so loudly, especially with such little air. Oh, goodness, why are you wrapped around my legs? Would you please let go? You're not going to let go are you. Oh, dear.
loki-cat:
keelychu:
i like Moriarty because HE STARTS YELLING MID SENTENCE LIKE PEOPLE ON TUMBLR
what are you talking about thAT’S WHAT PEOPLE DO!
Dreaming Starkly: That myth in which Loki does... →
ladyhistory:
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIANTESS CHICK NAMED SKADI
Her father, Thiazi, went to go steal the apples of youth back from Loki who had stolen them from Asgard to Jotunheim but then returned them to Asgard to possibly be stolen back by Jotunheim
and whatever.
ANYWAY, THEY…
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I warned them.
solveitwithchocolate:
Soft Benny
Warm Benny
Little ball of curls
Sad Benny
Hungry Benny
Purr
Purr
Purr
It does look like plastic xD
pommellbloom:
Ties and leather are both kinky in their own ways, but a leather tie? Tom, you kill me.
Glamour Man of the Year →
tomhiddlestonruinedme:
“i’d like to rather sentimentally dedicate this award to my mum for making me the man that i am”
HE’S TOO FUCKING PERFECT.
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more...
tomhiddlestonruinedme:
loki-s-army:
accio-mandrawer:
palaeobelle:
paperfacialhair:
Think of all the Supernatural, Sherlock, and Doctor Who stuff you could buy with that much money.
^ THIS
if I had juice in my mouth just then, I would have spat it out
with that much money i could just BUY Tom Hiddleston
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Man of the Year - Tom Hiddleston
hogwartsnexttopmodel:
Tom Hiddleston manages to win the only prize available for men at the Glamour UK awards - (x)
Very Good Writing – Why Loki Won in The Avengers →
thepiccolino:
Major spoilers, but dang…
if you haven’t seen the movie, don’t pay any attention to the title of this article, haha
The end of this completely blew my mind.
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JK TWITTER SAYS TOM IS MAN OF THE YEAR FOR GLAMOUR...
I not only have a curfew, but also a mandatory...
No later than 8 a.m. which is four and a half hours from now. So I’m gonna go ahead and log off. Goodnight, all!
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Panera Bread (mini fic)
theavengersheadcanons:
This is a conversation my friend Stranger-to-this-century and I had when texting. She was in line at Panera when a guy who sounded exactly like Thor was ordering in front of her. This is the crack!fic that was birthed from our conversation.
When the Avengers go to panera, Thor is always the most excited. He loves the bread bowls and always orders two along with three...
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Submission #203
theavengersheadcanons:
Steve thinks that people not being able to pick up Mjolnir is a little joke the team and associated SHIELD agents play, and he plays along every once in a while himself.
It’s a silly joke, though. It’s just a hammer. Anyone can pick it up.
He even used it as a doorstop once.
Submitted by dianariggslegs
