September 2012
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I’m tired and want to go to sleep, but I’m so pumped for GISHWHES.  I’ve been screaming internally for the past hour.  I’ve even squealed, whimpered, giggled, etc. a few times.  Argh, I need something big and warm to cuddle or else I’m never getting to sleep.
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aishiteruwonderland: Expectations: Reality:
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Reblog if today is not your birthday.
succubus-lilith: Merry Unbirthday, to you all!
Sep 1st
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HE KNOWS
lovelynobody00: vaultnumber713: chrisevanshasmyheart: alyakihaku: …………….. hahahaha oh snap
Sep 1st
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Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.
cumbergastic: Reblog if you licked or bit your lips after reading this post. 
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nyappyranger: All of the non-Whovian blogs this weekend:
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When your parents cancel your plans.
sodamnrelatable: “fine then.” via sodamnrelatable
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NOW HEAR THIS.  TOMORROW IS COWBOY HAT DAY.  EVERYONE WHO OWNS A COWBOY HAT MUST WEAR IT.
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cupofteaorgtfo: Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
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tyrannia: in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there
Sep 1st
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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
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August 2012
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DOCTOR WHO TOMORROW
ailismullins: onmyowninthetardis: the-road-goes-ever-on-and-on: jonsnowthestark: superheroesandsuperhusbands: highfunctioning-homosapien: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays: DOCTOR WHO TOMORROW DOCTOR WHO TOMORROW DOCTOR WHO TOMORROW DOCTOR WHO TOMORROW!!! DOCTOR WHO TOMORROW!!!!!!! DOCTOR WHO IS TOMORROW DOCTOR WHO IS TOMORROW! 
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fake-n-bake: I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials 
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“I had my father get sick when I was 22. And I was poor, alright. And my father...”
– Chris Rock [video] Bringing this back, because some people don’t seem to understand that there is a discrepancy in the quality of care among poor, middle-class, and wealthy people, NO MATTER HOW DEBILITATING THEIR RESPECTIVE DISEASES MAY BE. (via cgdageek) Forever reblog.  (via missgingerlee)
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hawkeyeathogwarts: so-many-loki-feels: thedarkavengerloki: Marvel. We just want for Black Widow to have her own movie and Loki to have his own movie. Is that too much to ask? Don’t forget Hawkeye… Oh wait.
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Type of Girl
gas-station-disco: b3i-positive: I’m the type of girl who one day can have full out make up and cute clothes on but then the rest of my days get away with wearing sweats and t-shirts and still manage to somehow look decent.. I’m also the type of girl that can look like I’m innocent and listen to everyday pop music but my ipod’s actually full of screamo music as well as every other genre (but...
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Listentwhiddlestonsongs: Song of the Day: “Friday I’m...
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l3golas: Harry Potter and It was Snape…wait no Harry Potter and It’s Malfoy…wait no Harry Potter and it was Sirius Black…wait no Harry Potter and It was Voldemort Harry Potter and fuck you I was right Harry Potter and no it was definitely Snape this time Harry Potter and shit, wrong again
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thehappyghost: My sister got a rabbit today. I convinced her to name him Bluebell. No words to describe how happy I am.
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reblog if you recognize the lyrics to this...
dundundundun dundundundun dundundundun dundundundun, de- dundundundun dundundundun dundundundunDOOOOOWEEEEOOOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOO-OOOOOOOOO DOOO-DOO-DOOO-DOO DOOOOOOOO-DE-DOOOOOOOO 
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What I Want For Tom Hiddleston
iwillbeyourmewlingquim: Dear Thomas, Please enjoy being home at last, get some R&R unmolested by rabid fangirls, eat copious amounts of pudding to put some weight back on, and emerge rested, happy, and beautiful with black Loki hair. Love Always, A fan that is happy loving you from afar
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Never again say "I don't have the right...
so-adorabloodthirsty: qichi: http://www.supercook.com/ posting as a link because it’s literally the best website ever. you just tell it what ingredients you possess and it flings recipes at you! well there goes my dinner plans
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Steven Moffat: I will write Amy and Rory and make them a perfect OTP.
Steven Moffat: I will let you fall in love with that OTP.
Steven Moffat: And then, on some dark, cold Saturday
Steven Moffat: I will steal away into your home
Steven Moffat: and punch you in the face.
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